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Rabbi Bloom was getting quite a reputation for his sermons. His synagogue was always packed because his congregation didn't want to miss a single one of his words. One Sabbath, a member had to go to another synagogue to attend his nephew's bar mitzvah. Because he didn't want to miss the sermon, he asked one of his non-Jewish friends to go in his place and tape the Rabbi's sermon. That way, he could listen to it when he got back. When other members of the congregation saw what was going on, they too decided to ask their non-Jewish friends to go in their places to record the sermon. They could then do other things, such as play golf or go to football games. Within a short time, there were 100 gentiles sitting in the synagogue recording the Rabbi's sermon. The Rabbi soon got wise to this. So the following Sabbath, he, too, asked a non-Jewish friend to attend on his bahalf. His friend brought a tape recorder and played the Rabbi's pre-recorded sermon to the 100 non-Jews in the congregation, who then recorded the sermon on their own machines.
Thus the introduction of "artificial insermonation."
Thus the introduction of "artificial insermonation."
