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An Italian, a Mexican, and a Redneck construction worker all sat down one day to eat their lunch on top of a building they were working on.
The Italian opens his lunch and looks in and says, “Pastrami again! If I get pastrami one more day, I’m gonna jump off this building.”
The Mexican opens his lunch and says, “Tamales again! If I get tamales one more day, I am gonna jump off this building.”
The Redneck opens his lunch and says, “Peanut butter and jelly again! If I get peanut butter and jelly one more day, I am gonna jump off this building.”
The next day at lunch, the Italian opens his lunch and finds pastrami, so he jumps off the building.
The Mexican opens his lunch and finds tamales, so he jumps off the building.
The Redneck opens his lunch and finds peanut butter and jelly, so he jumps off the building.
Later, at the funeral the Italian’s wife cries out, “I didn’t know he disliked pastrami so much!”
The Mexican’s wife cries out, “I wish I knew he was so sick of tamales!”
The redneck wife says, “Hey, don’t look at me, he always fixed his own lunch!”
The Italian opens his lunch and looks in and says, “Pastrami again! If I get pastrami one more day, I’m gonna jump off this building.”
The Mexican opens his lunch and says, “Tamales again! If I get tamales one more day, I am gonna jump off this building.”
The Redneck opens his lunch and says, “Peanut butter and jelly again! If I get peanut butter and jelly one more day, I am gonna jump off this building.”
The next day at lunch, the Italian opens his lunch and finds pastrami, so he jumps off the building.
The Mexican opens his lunch and finds tamales, so he jumps off the building.
The Redneck opens his lunch and finds peanut butter and jelly, so he jumps off the building.
Later, at the funeral the Italian’s wife cries out, “I didn’t know he disliked pastrami so much!”
The Mexican’s wife cries out, “I wish I knew he was so sick of tamales!”
The redneck wife says, “Hey, don’t look at me, he always fixed his own lunch!”