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Hey - did you know if you click on the title of a thread it will take you to the first unread post since you last visited that thread?
but were afraid to ask: 
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JamesWilson
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Welcome to the Psychiatric Helpline.
If you are obsessive compulsive, please press one repeatedly.
If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid/delusional, we know who you are and what you want, just stay on the line so that we can trace your call.
If you are a schizophrenic, listen carefully, and the little voices will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press . . . no one will answer anyway.
Have a Nice Day!
If you are obsessive compulsive, please press one repeatedly.
If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid/delusional, we know who you are and what you want, just stay on the line so that we can trace your call.
If you are a schizophrenic, listen carefully, and the little voices will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press . . . no one will answer anyway.
Have a Nice Day!
