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The Monkey and the Lizard

Mickey Richaud

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A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard
walks past and looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! What
are you doing?"

The monkey says "Smoking a joint; come up and have some."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they
share a few puffs.

After a while the lizard says his mouth is dry and is
going to get a drink from the river.

The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls
into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the
lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard,
"What's the matter with you?"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting
smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned
and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into
the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting,
finishing a joint. The Crocodile looks up and says "Hey!"

The Monkey looks down and says....



Whooooooaaaaaa.... Duuuuuuude.....how much water did you
DRINK?!!"
 
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif ROFL!!!!
 
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