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The Monk

Mickey Richaud

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No, not the TV show.

A man is driving down a country road and his car breaks down near a monastery.

He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"

The Monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, show him to a room, and even fix his car.

As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. A beautiful sound not like anything he's ever heard before.

The Sirens that nearly seduced Odysseus into crashing his ship comes to his mind.

He doesn't sleep that night. He tosses and turns trying to figure out what could possibly be making such a seductive sound.

The next morning, he asks the Monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a Monk."

Distraught, the man is forced to leave.

Years later, after never being able to forget that sound, the man goes back to the monastery and pleads for the answer again.

The Monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a Monk."

The man says, "If the only way I can find out what is making that beautiful sound is to become a Monk, then please, make me a Monk."

The Monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of grains of sand. When you find the answer to these questions, you will have become a Monk."

The man sets about his task.

After years of searching he returns as a gray-haired old man and knocks on the door of the monastery. A Monk answers. He is taken before a gathering of all the Monks.

"In my quest to find what makes that beautiful sound, I traveled the earth and have found what you asked for: "By design, the world is in a state of perpetual change. Only God knows what you ask. All a man can know is himself, and only then if he is honest and reflective and willing to strip away self deception."

The Monks reply, "Congratulations. You have become a Monk. We shall now show you the way to the mystery of the sacred sound."

The Monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, "The sound is beyond that door."

The Monks give him the key, and he opens the door.

Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone.

The man is given the key to the stone door and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby.

And so it went that he needed keys to doors of emerald, pearl and diamond.

Finally, they come to a door made of solid gold.

The sound has now become very clear and definite. The Monks say, "This is the last key to the last door."

The man is apprehensive to no end. His life's wish is behind that door! With trembling hands, he unlocks the door, turns the knob, and slowly pushes the door open.

Falling to his knees, he is utterly amazed to discover the source of that haunting and seductive sound.....
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But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a Monk.
 
THOSE are the kind of things wot add up, bro...

You're for it now. /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/devilgrin.gif
 
Bring it on, Bubba! /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/jester.gif
 
heh.

I'd show up, we'd be off findin' places to stuff our gobs 'n swill, morelike...

...and tell MORE bad jokes. /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif
 
Sun's o'er the yardarm somewhere!
 
Oh, Mickey............

Does remind me of an actual event though....back while my daughter was in law school, she was driving alone one evening during a heavy rain...the street was hilly and was covered with wet leaves that the rain had pushed out onto the pavemen. Well, she lost control of her car on the wet leaves, spinning into a deep ditch that pitched the car on its side...she was temporarily dazed but not hurt...when she came to, a priest was holding the door open & a couple of nuns were reaching down into the overturned car to pull her up out of the ditch.....she later told me the first thoughts through her mind were, "I'm dead & dad was right - God's a Catholic!"

Her acident happened right outside a nunnery....she went to parochial schools all her life but had just converted to Episcopalianism & I had been gently harrassing her as father's do....hehehehe
 
In 1873, a team of German explorers and their three dogs decided to penetrate the heart of the South American jungle. After twelve years, they had set up a fort in an Incan town, the centerpiece of which was a large idol with a huge ruby for an eye.
The German church had sent out their best man, Friar Wilhelm Werks, three times to check on the progress of the fort. And each time the appearance of the idol had sent him into fits of screaming, complete with shouts, curses, and rending of garments. Each time, he screamed so loud that he sent the dogs running for cover. And each time, he left with a warning that the next time he visited, the idol had better be torn down.
The commander of the fort, Hans Brickner, received a message that Friar Werks would be coming to visit again in a fortnight. He quickly called a meeting with his top commanders. All five agreed that the Friar would explode when he saw the idol still standing.
"But," said Commander Brickner, "there's nothing to be done. If we take down the idol, we will anger the local tribe, and without their cooperation we're dead."
His second-in-command, Herr Kommandant Wagner said, "In that case, we'd better make sure we put the dogs away."
"Why?" asked the commander. The Kommandant replied, "You know how scared the dogs get when Friar Werks goes off on the Fort of Jewel Eye."
 
Tony,

I had something like that.As I was driving there was a
car coming downhill,in the opposite direction.All of a
sudden,a young boy ran out in front of her.She just tapped
the kid,he rolled,& basicly walked away.
Who was behind her but the county Coroner.I think that might've gotten the parent's attention,had they been there.

- Doug
 
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Like ridin' a bicycle on Mobius Strip...
 
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