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A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time, and couldn't find a space with a meter. So, he put a note under the windshield wiper that read, "I have circled the block ten times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. 'FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES.'"
When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note: "I've circled this block for ten years. If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. 'LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION.'"
When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note: "I've circled this block for ten years. If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. 'LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION.'"