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TR6BILL

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I got my bladder scoped today (#21, ouch!). Had bladder cancer 10 years ago and am undergoing experimental therapy. All's good. But, after 21 scopes (yes, a camera goes into your weewee and into the bladder to look around), the bladder sphincter gets a little relaxed and there is no time to go to the bathroom to urinate. It is called incontinence and lasts about 2 days. Weellllll, I tried some Depends. Wow! Now I can drink my CAB and not even get up to go to the bathroom. I recommend them highly if you want to be lazy, or like me, cannot make it to the outhouse in time.



Hope I haven't offended anyone with this post. Just trying to make the best of a bad thing. :cheers:
 
Yikes
BILL, way to much info.!!!! :sick:

Glad everything is copacetic.
Drinkin a 25oz Pilsner in your honor.
Hold on, be right back nature calls......
 
No sympathy needed! Just reporting the benefits of Depends and a lot of beer. Kinda like the gal that drove cross country to kill the girlfriend of her lover. That NASA gal.

Go Depends!
 
DNK said:
Hold on, be right back nature calls......
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See. Actually, no kidding, <span style="font-style: italic">went</span> while typing this post.

Again, prolly too much info.....
 
TR6BILL said:
DNK said:
Hold on, be right back nature calls......
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See. Actually, no kidding, <span style="font-style: italic">went</span> while typing this post.

Again, prolly too much info.....
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Now ~THAT'S~ TMI !!!!

Lots of folks are wearing them durring Mardi Gras.
 
TR6BILL said:
See. Actually, no kidding, <span style="font-style: italic">went</span> while typing this post.

Again, prolly too much info.....
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Prolly? How bout defnly! LOL But I do have a solution:
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Had the "peepee scope" done before. Came up off the table. Some things are "EXIT ONLY!!" :whistle:
 
I'm takin' this post under advisement.

As for th' source... Now I ~KNOW~ you're the real deal medico, Bill. All it does is change your sense of humor:

Bill said:
See. Actually, no kidding, went while typing this post.
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Keep safe, friend.
 
The "height of laziness" seems like "jumbo shrimp"! It takes a LOT of work to reach heights. Shouldn't it be the "depth of laziness"??
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Ok...that was too much work.....I need a nap! :sleep:
 
mailbox said:
Had the "peepee scope" done before. Came up off the table. Some things are "EXIT ONLY!!" :whistle:
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reminds me of the time I was muzzle loaded with a three foot Q-tip. :eeek:
 
OK, guys, I too am getting into the age range for all these various procedures but, let's either change the subject or lock the thread because nothing good can come of this.

A proctologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic...

He went to the local technical college, signed up for classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the proctologist prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill.

When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade."

The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. "You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career
 
This time, the cardiologist and the mechanic...

A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.

The mechanic shouted across the garage, ā€œHello Doctor! Please come over here for a minute.ā€ The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, ā€œSo doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind ā€˜em, put in new parts, and when I finish, this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work? ā€ The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic ā€¦.. What did he say ???

He said : ā€œTry to do it when the engine is runningā€.
 
Maybe Depends is missing a group of potential buyers of their product.

They should film new television commercials that show the advantage of using their product by lazy people. They could play them during football games.

Or how about the opposite side; really busy people who don't have time to go to a bathroom?

They could be missing some sales here.
 
Twosheds said:
They could be missing some sales here.
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Biggest problem when they opened the casino at Niagara Falls. People kept clogging the toilets with Depends - they wouldn't leave their slot machines. :pukeface:
 
JPSmit said:
Twosheds said:
They could be missing some sales here.
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Biggest problem when they opened the casino at Niagara Falls. People kept clogging the toilets with Depends - they wouldn't leave their slot machines. :pukeface:
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Boy, talk about having a gambling problem. Maybe they should have the gambling help hot line number on the waistband?
 
I can't believe I actually understand this thread! I've really got to interact with fellow ladies. Have to admit, I like the humour.

No comment about the 'fellow' ladies, please.

:thankyousign:
 
Twosheds said:
Or how about the opposite side; really busy people who don't have time to go to a bathroom?
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Like this? :crazyeyes:

According to the police, Captain Nowak drove more than 950 miles from Houston to Orlando to meet with Captain Shipman, who was flying from Houston to her home in the Orlando area at the same time ā€” because she wanted to confront Captain Shipman after discovering that she too was involved with Commander Oefelein.

Captain Nowak, 43, was wearing a trench coat and wig when she was arrested early Monday morning. <span style="font-weight: bold">She told the police she had worn diapers on the journey so that she would not have to stop to use the restroom</span> so she could arrive in time to meet Captain Shipmanā€™s flight at the airport.
 
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