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The Five Best Things To Say If Caught Sleeping

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kyreb1862

kyreb1862

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NUMBER 5: They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.

NUMBER 4: 'This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you sent me to.

NUMBER 3: 'Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here just in time!

NUMBER 2: Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?

Number 1 And MY all time Favorite: best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk: (Raising your head slowly) '... In Jesus name,Amen.
 
....Then there was the lad in Ireland, Named Muldoon, who lived up in the countryside by himself, save for a labrador retriever.

One day, after 15 years of faithful companionship, the dog died. Distraught, Muldoon went down to the Catholic Father and said... "Padre, would ye be mindin' to perform a funeral mass fer me dog of late?" To which the Father said... We do not perform funeral masses for dogs in the Catholic church, Lad.... but the Baptists are a wee bit down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe!"....

Muldoon responded..."D'ya think the Baptists will accept a $10,000.00 dollar donation for the service, Padre!"

To which the Father said "Mary! Mother of Jesus, Lad! Why didn't you say your dog was Catholic!?"
 
A student went to slepp in a night class I once taught.

When the class ended I had everyone else leave the room quietly, turned out the lights and shut the door... :devilgrin:

I didn't see him again for the rest of the semester.... :nonod: :jester:
 
A preacher while giving one of his long winded and boring sermons noticed a parishoner sleeping in the pew. He stopped talking and asked the man next to the sleeper to wake him. The man answered. "You put him to sleep, you wake him up."
 
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