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The F16 and the KC-135

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A KC-135 was lumbering along when the cocky F-16 he'd just finished refueling flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off.

The fighter jock told the KC-135 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16 pilot asked the KC-135 tanker pilot what he thought of that?

The KC-135 pilot said, 'That was impressive, but watch this!' The tanker droned along for about 5 minutes and then the 135 pilot came back on and said: 'What did you think of that?'

Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, 'What the heck did you do?'
The tanker driver chuckled. 'I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back, went to the bathroom, then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon bun.'

<span style="color: #CC0000">When you are young - speed & flash may seem like a good thing !!!</span>

<span style="color: #3333FF">When you get older - you understand that steady progress & comfort is not such a bad thing !!! </span>
 
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Don't mess with older folk... They'll just KILL ya.


...I've flown KC-135 missions, I've been aboard 16th S.O.S and been 8th TAC F.W. "baggage"...

My "street cred" is somehow a misdemeanor.

I'm PERCEIVED as a liar.

May the ones who don't know find some way, at some point, to be brought to an awareness.

...the rest of us already know...

And we're now scared beyond any semblance of "reason".

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Thanks guys! When ever I start to think that getting older is the pits, you fellas make me giggle about it and look forward to another year!
 
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