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A KC-135 was lumbering along when the cocky F-16 he'd just finished refueling flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off.
The fighter jock told the KC-135 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16 pilot asked the KC-135 tanker pilot what he thought of that?
The KC-135 pilot said, 'That was impressive, but watch this!' The tanker droned along for about 5 minutes and then the 135 pilot came back on and said: 'What did you think of that?'
Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, 'What the heck did you do?'
The tanker driver chuckled. 'I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back, went to the bathroom, then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon bun.'
<span style="color: #CC0000">When you are young - speed & flash may seem like a good thing !!!</span>
<span style="color: #3333FF">When you get older - you understand that steady progress & comfort is not such a bad thing !!! </span>
The fighter jock told the KC-135 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16 pilot asked the KC-135 tanker pilot what he thought of that?
The KC-135 pilot said, 'That was impressive, but watch this!' The tanker droned along for about 5 minutes and then the 135 pilot came back on and said: 'What did you think of that?'
Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, 'What the heck did you do?'
The tanker driver chuckled. 'I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back, went to the bathroom, then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon bun.'
<span style="color: #CC0000">When you are young - speed & flash may seem like a good thing !!!</span>
<span style="color: #3333FF">When you get older - you understand that steady progress & comfort is not such a bad thing !!! </span>
