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This is Jeffypoo's joke, but he's been very busy of late, so I shall take the credit and post it for him!!
A Scotsman goes to the dentist and asks how much it is for a tooth extraction. "$85 for an extraction sir" was the dentist's reply.
"Och, huv yer no got anythin' cheaper?" replies the Scotsman getting agitated. "But that's the normal charge for an extraction sir," said the
dentist. What aboot if yer din't use any anaesthetic?" asked the Scotsman hopefully.
"Well it's highly unusual sir, but if that's what you want, I suppose I can do it for $70," said the dentist.
"Hmmmm, and what about if yer used one of your dentist trainees and still without anaesthetic?" said the Scotsman. "Well it's possible but they are only training and I can't guarantee their level of professionalism and it'll be a lot more painful. I suppose in that case we can bring the price down to say $40," said the dentist.
"Och, that's still a wee bit mooch, how about if yer make it a trainin' session and have yer student do the extraction and the other students
a-watchin' and a-learnin?" asks the Scotsman hopefully.
"Hmmmmm, well OK it'll be good for the students I suppose, I'll charge you only $5 in that case," said the dentist.
"Och now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal" said the Scotsman, "Can ye confirm an appointment for mi wife next Tuesday?
A Scotsman goes to the dentist and asks how much it is for a tooth extraction. "$85 for an extraction sir" was the dentist's reply.
"Och, huv yer no got anythin' cheaper?" replies the Scotsman getting agitated. "But that's the normal charge for an extraction sir," said the
dentist. What aboot if yer din't use any anaesthetic?" asked the Scotsman hopefully.
"Well it's highly unusual sir, but if that's what you want, I suppose I can do it for $70," said the dentist.
"Hmmmm, and what about if yer used one of your dentist trainees and still without anaesthetic?" said the Scotsman. "Well it's possible but they are only training and I can't guarantee their level of professionalism and it'll be a lot more painful. I suppose in that case we can bring the price down to say $40," said the dentist.
"Och, that's still a wee bit mooch, how about if yer make it a trainin' session and have yer student do the extraction and the other students
a-watchin' and a-learnin?" asks the Scotsman hopefully.
"Hmmmmm, well OK it'll be good for the students I suppose, I'll charge you only $5 in that case," said the dentist.
"Och now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal" said the Scotsman, "Can ye confirm an appointment for mi wife next Tuesday?
