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The Cowboy
A cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and
orders
three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out
of
each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and
orders
three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes
flat
after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
Arizona ,
the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas, we
promised
that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together so
I'm
drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The
cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He
orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take
notice
and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round,
the
bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to
offer my condolences on your loss."
The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his
eyes
and he laughs.
"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "it's just that my wife
and I
joined the Mormon Church and I had to quit drinking." "Hasn't affected
my
brothers though." /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif
A cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and
orders
three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out
of
each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and
orders
three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes
flat
after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
Arizona ,
the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas, we
promised
that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together so
I'm
drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The
cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He
orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take
notice
and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round,
the
bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to
offer my condolences on your loss."
The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his
eyes
and he laughs.
"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "it's just that my wife
and I
joined the Mormon Church and I had to quit drinking." "Hasn't affected
my
brothers though." /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif
