The Confessional

[BabaKahawa]

An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.

There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.

Then the priest comes in. "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."

The priest replies: "Get out. You're on my side."

 

[JPSmit]

Nice :thumbsup:

An Irishman goes into the confessional.

"Forgive me father, for I have sinned."

And what was your sin my child?

"I've committed adultery.

Was it with Mary Robertson?

"no father."

Was it with Fiona Jones?

"no father."

Was it with Suzie Murphy?

"no father."

Ah well, do 10 hail Marys and you are forgiven.

His friend meets him outside and asks, "what did you get?"

"10 hail Marys and three good leads."

 

[BabaKahawa]

Great one.. I will have to pass that one on !!!!!!