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The Church Organist...

DrEntropy

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Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!

When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?' pointing to the bowl.

'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.

Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.'
 
WHA?!?!

MICKEY put up that automated confessional thingie, din't 'e?? /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/devilgrin.gif


...an' 'im a moderator an' all... /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/jester.gif
 
/bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/lol.gif It's /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/driving.gif me /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/banana.gif /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/banana.gif /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/jester.gif
 
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Now that the Doc has given us a flu vaccine (sort of) for the winter, I, for one, feel much better.

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Anymore free medical advice?
Dave /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cheers.gif
 
Yeah, Dave: Never, EVER put yer elbow in yer ear, nor yer head up yer... err... nevermind.
 
That's one way to get "organised". /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/nonod.gif /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/nonono.gif

Now just where did Mickey put that confessinal thingy??

Stuart. /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cheers.gif
 
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