The Car Broke Down

[kyreb1862]

A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks
down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel.
The only hotel in the town has only one room available.

Priest: Sister, I don't think the Lord would have a problem, under the
circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. I'll sleep on the
lounge and you have the bed.

Nun: I think that would be okay.

They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in the room. Ten minutes
later...

Nun: Father, I'm terribly cold.

Priest: Okay, I'll get you a blanket. (He does)

Ten minutes later...

Nun: Father, I'm still terribly cold.

Priest: Okay Sister, I'll get you another blanket. (He does)

Ten minutes later...

Nun: Father, I'm still terribly cold. I don't think the Lord would mind if we acted
as man and wife just for this one night.

Priest: You're probably right... get up and get your own blanket.

 

[GeeBee1]

hehehe

 

[JamesWilson]

And, then, later that night, he'll pull it all off her.

And snore, too.