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Thought you all might like this one.
I know you financial advisors are going to love this one....
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.
If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.
But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago,drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above,the best current investment advice is to drink heavily
and recycle.
This is called the 401-Keg Plan.
I know you financial advisors are going to love this one....
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.
If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.
But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago,drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above,the best current investment advice is to drink heavily
and recycle.
This is called the 401-Keg Plan.