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TEACHER ARRESTED IN NEW YORK
A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy
International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in
possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a
calculator.. At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he
believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did
not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying
weapons of math instruction.
'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive
solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in
search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y'
and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they
belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates
in every country.
As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to
every triangle'.
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, 'If God had
wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have
given us more fingers and toes.' White House aides told reporters they
could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the
President. It is believed that the Nobel Prize for Physics will follow----
A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy
International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in
possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a
calculator.. At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he
believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did
not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying
weapons of math instruction.
'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive
solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in
search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y'
and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they
belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates
in every country.
As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to
every triangle'.
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, 'If God had
wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have
given us more fingers and toes.' White House aides told reporters they
could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the
President. It is believed that the Nobel Prize for Physics will follow----
