This is ideal for a listing on eBay.
1. "Rare" Well, how many trucks do you see on the bottom of a lake?
2. "Original and unmolested" Unless you count fishing nets and scuba divers.
3. "Not Driveable" Absolutely the truth!
4. "Buyer is responsible for transport." Par for the course here.
5. "Sold As-Is, Where-Is"
6. "Some water damage"
7. "Not driven for the past forty years"
8. "Needs Restoring"