LAW75
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In the category of I Can't Be THAT Dumb, I thought of a great thread for us to share some of the dumbest things we have done (car related, as life would be so filled with examples that Basil would be 95 when we finish). I will start off.
So picture this. I have my '66 AH 3000 BJ8 for 8 months. In and out of the mechanics and upholstery and detail shops during those 8 months. It looks beautiful, really beautiful. I find out there is going to be a show for British cars. I register, even though my car is still in the shop.
I invite my loving 12 year old grandson (who is really into older cars) to go on a "boys trip" for the weekend with Grandpa. We will travel to the show, experience the Highlands Games at that show, sleep over in a hotel, go out to dinner and hope Grandpa's car will be voted real high on the judging scale. Just have a blast.
Car has now been in the shop for 6 weeks, getting it ready for concours. We are to leave on Friday in the am. Mechanic calls and lets me know he needs more time, but promises he will have the car ready by Friday evening. I pick up the car Friday at 6 pm. Clearly, our AM departure will now have to wait until Saturday. Wife is worried about the trip. After all, our grandson will be in the car.
I wake up at 6 am on Saturday so I can get the car ready and warmed up. HERE IT COMES>>> I turn the ignition switch to on and expect and hear the "click, click, click." Ah, the fuel pump is doing its job! But wait, the clicks, that usually last 5 or so seconds don't stop. First thing I do is look at the gas guage. It reads 1/8th of a tank. Surely it isn't that. I panic. Car stalled and will not restart. Too early to contact mechanic. So I abandon the car and take my wife's SUV.
As I am traveling, now about 9 am, I call the mechanic, hiding my outrage and anger. I tell him the car stalled in the garage and wont restart. I explained the "clicking" that never stopped. He said, in the calmest and contained voice, "How much education did you have in your prior profession? Alan, YOU ARE OUT OF GAS!" I responded, "Can't be. Gauge reads 1/8 full." He replies, "Is the car rear facing on a decline?" I said, "OH, S_ _ T." Yeah, the dummy had no gas and all I needed to do was put a gallon of gas in the tank and drive down to the gas station and presto, a car that runs (which I did on Monday).
Now, can you top that?
So picture this. I have my '66 AH 3000 BJ8 for 8 months. In and out of the mechanics and upholstery and detail shops during those 8 months. It looks beautiful, really beautiful. I find out there is going to be a show for British cars. I register, even though my car is still in the shop.
I invite my loving 12 year old grandson (who is really into older cars) to go on a "boys trip" for the weekend with Grandpa. We will travel to the show, experience the Highlands Games at that show, sleep over in a hotel, go out to dinner and hope Grandpa's car will be voted real high on the judging scale. Just have a blast.
Car has now been in the shop for 6 weeks, getting it ready for concours. We are to leave on Friday in the am. Mechanic calls and lets me know he needs more time, but promises he will have the car ready by Friday evening. I pick up the car Friday at 6 pm. Clearly, our AM departure will now have to wait until Saturday. Wife is worried about the trip. After all, our grandson will be in the car.
I wake up at 6 am on Saturday so I can get the car ready and warmed up. HERE IT COMES>>> I turn the ignition switch to on and expect and hear the "click, click, click." Ah, the fuel pump is doing its job! But wait, the clicks, that usually last 5 or so seconds don't stop. First thing I do is look at the gas guage. It reads 1/8th of a tank. Surely it isn't that. I panic. Car stalled and will not restart. Too early to contact mechanic. So I abandon the car and take my wife's SUV.
As I am traveling, now about 9 am, I call the mechanic, hiding my outrage and anger. I tell him the car stalled in the garage and wont restart. I explained the "clicking" that never stopped. He said, in the calmest and contained voice, "How much education did you have in your prior profession? Alan, YOU ARE OUT OF GAS!" I responded, "Can't be. Gauge reads 1/8 full." He replies, "Is the car rear facing on a decline?" I said, "OH, S_ _ T." Yeah, the dummy had no gas and all I needed to do was put a gallon of gas in the tank and drive down to the gas station and presto, a car that runs (which I did on Monday).
Now, can you top that?