Southern Women

[kyreb1862]

SOUTHERN WOMEN

Southern women appreciate their natural assets:
Clear skin.
A winning smile.
That unforgettable Southern drawl.

Southern women know their manners:
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, sir."
"Why, no, Billy!"

Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions:
"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your Momma?"

Southern women know their summer weather report :
Humidity
Humidity
Humidity

Southern women know their vacation spots:
The beach
The rivuh
The crick

Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August:
Colorful hi-heel sandals
Strapless sun dresses
Iced sweet tea with mint

Southern women know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Shugah

Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Gone With The Wind

Southern women know their religions:
Baptist
Methodist
Football

Southern women know their country breakfasts:
Red-eye gravy
Grits
Eggs
Country ham
Mouth-watering homemade biscuits with momma's homemade jelly

Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:
Chawl'stn
S'vanah
Foat Wuth
N'awlins
Addlanna

Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform. Men in tuxedos Rhett Butler

Southern girls know their prime real estate: The Mall
The Country Club The Beauty Salon

Southern girls know the 3 deadly sins:
Having bad hair and nails
Having bad manners
Cooking bad food

 

[SunbeamTom]

Don't cha just love 'em ?

Tom J

 

[LLAngus]

Have one come on the Bookmobile. I just loooove the attitude.

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[ecurie_ecosse]

My wife states,catagorically,that Southern women don't perspire,they get a little "dewy". /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/thumbsup.gif

Stuart. /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cheers.gif

 

[terriphill]

Not quite...my mamaw always told me

Horses sweat
Men Perspire
Ladies glisten (Yea try that at 100 degrees and 100% humidty) It does explain why we don't move real fast around here.

She also told me that a whistling woman and a crowing hen always come to some bad end. (I think she wanted me to come down out of the apple tree and act like a young lady)

And....ladies NEVER chew gum in public because it makes them look like a cow chewing its cud.