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TypeRboy
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Well I don't usually do blond jokes, but I kind of liked this one..
A blind man makes his way into a new bar and sits down on a stool then says to the bar tender
" Hey... do you want to hear a good blond joke?
The bartender answers him " Well sir, before you say any more you should know that you have come into a "ladies alternate lifestyle" bar, and as you can hear I am a woman. I should also warn you that I am blond, as are the two ladies sitting on either side of you."
" You also attracted the attention of two more blond women behind you, one of whom is a martial arts master and the other of whom is..well.. just plain viscious."
" Did you still want to tell your joke?"
The blind man thought for a few seconds and said..
" Well if i'm going to have to explain it five times then just forget it.."
A blind man makes his way into a new bar and sits down on a stool then says to the bar tender
" Hey... do you want to hear a good blond joke?
The bartender answers him " Well sir, before you say any more you should know that you have come into a "ladies alternate lifestyle" bar, and as you can hear I am a woman. I should also warn you that I am blond, as are the two ladies sitting on either side of you."
" You also attracted the attention of two more blond women behind you, one of whom is a martial arts master and the other of whom is..well.. just plain viscious."
" Did you still want to tell your joke?"
The blind man thought for a few seconds and said..
" Well if i'm going to have to explain it five times then just forget it.."
