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Gliderman8

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A woman ran over a mattress and decided to keep going anyway. The mattress got caught in the car's under belly and finally whipped around enough to put a tear in the gas tank.. Leaking gas, she still managed to drive the car for 30 more miles with a 60lb tangle wrapped around the drive-shaft.
The subsequent lack of fuel is what finally brought her vehicle to its knees.

After having her car towed to her dealer's garage, she complained that the vehicle had a "shimmy" when driving it at high speeds.

This is what the dealership found ...
 
Bugs Bunny said it best: "What a maroon!"
 
It's never a good sign when every mechanic
in the dealership has to come over & look at your
handywork.

- Doug
 
I guess you could say it was a COIL problem :devilgrin:
 
martx-5, all them mechanics standing around trying to decide what to do will just have to go home and "sleep on it", im sure one of them will have a solution "spring" to mind", and when the customer gets the bill shes not going to take it "laying down". :devilgrin:
 
:lol: Sometimes a good guffaw in the morning is better than a cup a coffee!
 
judow said:
:lol: Sometimes a good guffaw in the morning is better than a cup a coffee!
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If not a good "guffaw" then a good "!@#%#$!@#$!@#%!@#$%^#$^%^%&^*^#%@$^%&^*$@%%"!
 
Watch it Tony, the boss may be lurking and you're in trouble.... :yesnod:
 
Heck, I'm always in trouble...he has my cell number on speed dial!
 
Best part is they tried to have the repairs covered by the warranty....of the mattress!!! :laugh:
 
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