Just received this in my e-mail from the British car club, speak of the devil

Note car #3
"Eight cars is just too many for One person, so I've decided to
downsize my collection a bit and am offering Three of my Super Cool
British Cars For Sale. I realize that for most of you the fact that I
live in Seattle makes this Not an option even if you Were interested,
but just thought I'd thow it out there.
1) First car and my favorite of the Three is my 1982 MG Metro, Early car
with black interior, Fog light Grille, later Metro Wheels 52,000
miles, looking to get around $6,500 US for that one
2) Car #2, just as rare 1980 Austin/British Leyland Princess 2, 4
cylinder 1.7 litre overhead cam O Series Engine, Gold Seal Rebuild, 4
spd manual Trans, just had it painted Bright orange, it was boring
Leyland Beige looking for around $4,800 US for That one.
3) Car #3 1979 Ford Granada Coleman Milne Cardinal Hearse, went from
black to Corvette yellow with yellow painted Audi Alloy Wheels, 2.8
V6 Automatic, runs good, but it's pretty slow in the acceleration
department so Really needs a V8 in it, plenty of room for one. Comes
with a John Deere Green Casket in the back with yellow handles.
Looking to get around $6,500 US for that one.
I don't expect a rush of response of course, but if you know of
anyone that might be interested let me know, Todd in Seattle. <span style="font-style: italic">I do have the e-mail address...</span>