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A man died and went to the gates of heaven where he met Saint Peter. Peter said to him, "I have looked at your Book of Life and you are welcome into heaven under one condition."
The man replied, "Yes, Saint Peter. And what is that condition?"
Peter said to the man, "You must spell the word: love."
So the man spelled the word, "L - O - V - E" then Peter admitted him into heaven.
As the man walked in, Peter told the man to watch the gate until he returned. Peter had something to discuss with the Lord. Peter instructed the man that he must ask whoever came to the gate, to spell the word before granting entrance.
After a short period of time, the man's wife showed up at the gate.
"What are YOU doing here?" he demanded of her.
"Well," she said, "on the way home from your funeral, there was an accident and I died."
The man told her, "Alright, but before you enter heaven you must be able to spell a word."
"What word is that?" she asked.
"Czechoslovakia," he said.
The man replied, "Yes, Saint Peter. And what is that condition?"
Peter said to the man, "You must spell the word: love."
So the man spelled the word, "L - O - V - E" then Peter admitted him into heaven.
As the man walked in, Peter told the man to watch the gate until he returned. Peter had something to discuss with the Lord. Peter instructed the man that he must ask whoever came to the gate, to spell the word before granting entrance.
After a short period of time, the man's wife showed up at the gate.
"What are YOU doing here?" he demanded of her.
"Well," she said, "on the way home from your funeral, there was an accident and I died."
The man told her, "Alright, but before you enter heaven you must be able to spell a word."
"What word is that?" she asked.
"Czechoslovakia," he said.
