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So your granddad only got an 8th grade education

BabaKahawa

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It's time for a more humor......
Stay away from the News, it just makes you sad !!!

Are you as smart as an "1895" eighth grader?

So your granddad only got an eighth grade education. Could you pass the arithmetic portion of the final exam given to eighth graders in Salina, Kansas in 1895? Give it a try.

1. Name and define the Fundamental Rules of Arithmetic.

2. A wagon box is 2 feet deep, 10 feet long, and 3 feet wide. How many bushels of wheat will it hold?

3. If a load of wheat weighs 3942 lbs., what is it worth at 50 cents a bushel, deducting 1050 lbs. for tare?

4. District No. 33 has a valuation of $35,000. What is the necessary levy to carry on a school seven months at $50 per month, and have $104 for incidentals.

5. Find the cost of 6720 lbs. of coal at $6.00 per ton.

6. Find the interest of $512.60 for 8 months and 18 days at 7 percent.

7. What is the cost of 40 boards 12 inches wide and 16 ft. long at $1.20 per meter?

8. Find the bank discount on $300 for 90 days (no grace) at 10 percent.

9. What is the cost of a square farm at $15 per acre, the distance around which is 640 rods?

10. Write a Bank Check, a Promissory Note, and a Receipt.

The grammar, history, spelling, and geography sections were no snap either.
 
BabaKahawa said:
It's time for a more humor......
Stay away from the News, it just makes you sad !!!

Are you as smart as an "1895" eighth grader?

So your granddad only got an eighth grade education. Could you pass the arithmetic portion of the final exam given to eighth graders in Salina, Kansas in 1895? Give it a try.

7. What is the cost of 40 boards 12 inches wide and 16 ft. long at $1.20 per meter?

This is the part that makes me question the entire "test". In 1895, they would not have any "meter" measurements in Salina, Kansas.
 
Re: So your granddad only got an 8th grade educati

has to be true - it's on the internet :whistle:
 
Re: So your granddad only got an 8th grade educati

Apparently the test is real, but it doesn't prove that an 1895 eighth grade education is better then the education of today...see this Snopes article about the test.
 
Yeah...

Now I'm waiting for the 1865 BC test on how many animals an Ark 300 cubits long, 50 cubits wide, and 30 cubits high could hold; or how much an amphora of wine would be worth if a goatskin full could be sold for a shekel... :devilgrin:
 
"Go out and build an ark. Make it 300 cubits, by 50 cubits by 30 cubits."
Right........what's a cubit?!
 
Silverghost said:
"Go out and build an ark. Make it 300 cubits, by 50 cubits by 30 cubits."
Right........what's a cubit?!

Here's the actual words from the skit by Bill Cosby:

Whoompa, whoompa, whoompa, whoompa. <sound of a saw>
<God> Noah!
<Noah> Somebody call?
Whoompa, whoompa, whoompa. <saw sound>
<God> Noah!
<Noah> Who is that?
<God> It's the Lord, Noah.
<Noah> Right!
<Noah> Where are ya?
<Noah> What you want? I've been good.
<God> I want you to build an Ark.
<Noah> Right!
<Noah> What's an Ark?
<God> Get some wood, build it
<span style="font-weight: bold">300 cubits by 80 cubits by 40 cubits.
<Noah> Right!
<Noah> What's a cubit?</span>
<God> Let's see a cubit...I used to know what a cubit was.
Well don't worry about that Noah.
When you get that done,
Go out into the world and
Collect all of the animals in the world by twos,
Male and female, and put them into the ark.
<Noah> Right!
<Noah> Who is this really?
 
And one of the classic lines:
<God>How long can you tread water?
<Noah>Right!
 
Bayless said:
And one of the classic lines:
<God>How long can you tread water?
<Noah>Right!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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