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Old Zeb supplied fertilized chicken eggs to the local chicken farms.
He had three roosters and got to wondering how each one was performing so he tied a different sounding bell around each roosters neck.
Next day, he sit on the porch keeping track of which bell was ringing loudly.
The following day he noticed that Bobs bell wasn't ringing so he went out looking for him.
He found Bob hidden back in the bushes with the bell held tightly in his beak.
As the other roosters chased the pullets around with their bells ringing loudly the hens would fly into the bushes where Bob would catch them and do his thing.
Zeb was so impressed he contacted the local newspaper and before long the whole World knew about Bob.
Several months later Bob was awarded:
The No Bell Piece Prize !!!!! and was also awarded
The PulletSurprise !!!!!!
He had three roosters and got to wondering how each one was performing so he tied a different sounding bell around each roosters neck.
Next day, he sit on the porch keeping track of which bell was ringing loudly.
The following day he noticed that Bobs bell wasn't ringing so he went out looking for him.
He found Bob hidden back in the bushes with the bell held tightly in his beak.
As the other roosters chased the pullets around with their bells ringing loudly the hens would fly into the bushes where Bob would catch them and do his thing.
Zeb was so impressed he contacted the local newspaper and before long the whole World knew about Bob.
Several months later Bob was awarded:
The No Bell Piece Prize !!!!! and was also awarded
The PulletSurprise !!!!!!
