Sick Leave

[kyreb1862]

I urgently needed a few days off work,but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take
leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy" then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who is blonde) asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so, that the Boss might think I
was "Crazy" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name of
good GOD are you doing?"

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, "You are clearly stressed out." Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."

I jumped down and walked out of the office....

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, "...And where do you
think you're going?!"

She said, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark.."

 

[GregW]

She said, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark.."

And the lightbulb never came on...

 

[Silverghost]

And in a related joke -
How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb?
NONE - they all went with the house!! :laugh:

 

[JPSmit]

and another related,

Man calls in and says, "Boss, I need the day off, my wife is having a baby."

The boss says "of course, and good luck"

the next day, the guy is at work and his boss comes up, asks, "was it a boy or a girl?"

"Oh" says the employee "we won't know that for nine months."