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Mickey Richaud

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"I came. I saw. I forgot what I came for."

'Bout sums it up for me!
 
Best T-shirt I've see was when I was working in Boston. Walking down the street there was a lady heading towards me. Let's just say she was "well endowed" :rolleye:. As she got closer I could read the T-shirt. It said "If only these were brains" :smirk:
 
Not to brag, but I just went into another room and actually remembered why I went in there. It was the bathroom, but still…
 
Gliderman8 said:
Best T-shirt I've see was when I was working in Boston. Walking down the street there was a lady heading towards me. Let's just say she was "well endowed" :rolleye:. As she got closer I could read the T-shirt. It said "If only these were brains" :smirk:
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Reminds me of one I saw in the grocery store before things turned cold. Younger lady, also carrying more than her share, in a crop top that said "no, you can't have a peek"...
 
Saw a great T-shirt at a big regatta a few years ago. Said "It was a woman drove me to drink and I never even thanked her." Think that might have been a W. C. Fields quote.
 
Some time back, the comedian Emo Philips said this joke - "I saw a pregnant woman wearing a shirt with 'Guess' on it. I said 'A baby?' many years later, I was walking through O'Hare Airport to catch a flight and no kidding, saw a pregnant woman wearing a Guess shirt! It was all I could do to not say it too! :D
 
Silverghost said:
Some time back, the comedian Emo Philips said this joke - "I saw a pregnant woman wearing a shirt with 'Guess' on it. I said 'A baby?' many years later, I was walking through O'Hare Airport to catch a flight and no kidding, saw a pregnant woman wearing a Guess shirt! It was all I could do to not say it too! :D
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This is a true story: One day, circa 1982, while riding my Honda Express home from UNM (I was in the Airman's Education and Commissioning Program studying EE), I decided to stop at an Albertson's that was on the route home to pick up some munchies.

As I was standing in line for my purchase (Chips Ahoy as I recall), the very large woman with tight blue jeans in front of me bent over to get something off one of the lower shelves near the register.

I couldn't help my eyes as they glanced downward and, as God is my witness, she had a big round patch sewn onto that part of her jeans that covered the mid-section of, as my father used to call it, her boomdebosity (a word I'm sure my dad made up).

And what did this patch say?

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I was trying so hard to suppress an outburst of laughter that I thought for sure my head was going to explode.
 
While at the races at Portland International Raceway,I was
sitting near a young guy in the bleachers,when a good looking girl
in a t shirt walked by,& gave him a dirty look.
He said - "I was just reading your t shirt".
 
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