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In searching for Pinnoccio's mother they asked the woodpecker who said:

"I remember that tree fondly she had the best limbs that I have ever put my pecker into."

Cheers
Starapex
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[ 11-10-2001: Message edited by: starapex ]</p>
 
Basil

Is this joke reasonably clean I neglected to say the crotch of the limbs of the tree.

Kind of like what the farmer did when his horse died.

He took off his hat scratched his head pulled the straw from his mouth and with a perplexed look said "Thats funny it's never done that before"

Cheers

Starapex
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