Scots go to Hades....

[JamesWilson]

A curious fellow died one day and found himself in a long line awaiting judgment.

As he stood there he noticed that some souls were allowed to march right through the pearly gates into Heaven. Others were led over to Satan who threw them into the burning pit.

But every so often, instead of hurling a poor soul wearing a Kilt into the fire, Satan would toss them off to one side into a small pile. After watching Satan do this to all the Scots, the fellow's curiosity got the better of him. So he strolled over and asked Satan what he was doing- why were the Scots so favoured?

'Excuse me, Prince of Darkness,' he said. 'I'm waiting in line for Judgment, but I couldn't help wondering. Why are you tossing the Scots aside instead of flinging them into the Fires of heck with the others?'

'Oh those D****d Scots. . .' Satan groaned. 'They're all still too cold and wet to burn.'

 

[Steve]

Billy Connolly says that the Scots are the only race who are so pale that they are blue in colour!

 

[ecurie_ecosse]

Thank you both, I resemble those remarks!!

Stuart.

 

[bugimike]

And I thought that was woad!!

 

[ecurie_ecosse]

And I thought that was woad!!

No Mike,it's the cccccccold!!!! We used woad to cover the blueness of the coldness on our knees.
On the other hand-- it's the woad to Hades.

Yes I know, very weak.

Stuart.

 

[bugimike]

You took the wong and winding woad there Stuart!!!

 

[ecurie_ecosse]

You took the wong and winding woad there Stuart!!!

The only comment I can make is - - "GROAN!"

Stuart.