Just got a scam text this morning:
"How is your family?"
OK, clearly you don't know me or you wouldn't be asking. And despite not knowing me, you neither address me by name nor introduce yourself. Hmm, what reply would be appropriate here? Oh, I know, I'll borrow from Dilbert:
"Dead, same as last week." (I told you a friend wouldn't have asked me that)
"Sorry for your loss. If you're still looking for a new job, someone gave me your resume... "
Where do I start. Should I start with the fact that you started off by offending me and then blew it off to continue your scam? Wait, maybe you really are looking to hire me. Would I want to work for someone who acts like that? I'm sure they'd be really understanding and accommodating with FMLA requests. "My wife's funeral is tomorrow." "Sorry for your loss, we're short-staffed so I need you here tomorrow."
Should I start with the fact that you still haven't addressed me by name (despite having my resume), you still haven't introduced yourself, and you didn't bother to name the "someone" who gave you my resume?
Or should I start with the fact that the last resume I wrote was well over 20 years ago (and was less than impressive even back then)? Or with the fact that it's never, ever, been posted online? So the only "someone" who could have given it to them would be my current employers? If they wanted to be rid of me, I doubt they'd start by trying to find me a better job! (Although they are really great people to work for, so maybe they would...?)