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A Baptist minister was seated next to a Newfie on a flight to St. John's, New Founland, Canada. (Canadian Humor)
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Newfie asked for Rum & Coke, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust.....
"I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen ladies of the night than let liquor touch my lips."
The Newfie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Newfie asked for Rum & Coke, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust.....
"I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen ladies of the night than let liquor touch my lips."
The Newfie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
