Rode hard and put up wet

[TR6BILL]

One of my favorite one-liners. Y'all have any?

 

[DNK]

I dated her for a short time

 

[Gliderman8]

"You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led" - Stan Laurel

 

[DrEntropy]

"Ya can run it all day without gas but don't even try t' start it without oil!"

 

[sail]

No matter where I go, there I am.

 

[AngliaGT]

You had to be there

Don't miss it,if you can

Would I lie?

Trust me

I can only show you the car in the dark

Will you take a check?

I know Doc

- Doug

 

[GregW]

As far as you know.

 

[PAUL161]

Believe me, and You can take that to the bank!

 

[AN5Sprite]

No good deed goes unpunished.

 

[AN5Sprite]

Better out in shame than in in pain. (fart theory)

 

[TR6BILL]

"The weather is here, wish you were beautiful." - Jimmy Buffett

 

[Banjo]

I'd like you to know I've had a wonderful evening. Unfortunately, this wasn't it. (Groucho Marx)

 

[longbridgehealey]

He (or she) is a lost ball in high weeds.

 

[sd80mac7204]

You can't fix stupid.

 

[AngliaGT]

"Hey Billy,hold my beer,& watch this...."

"She's got a great personality"

- Doug

 

[Guest]

"Hey Billy,hold my beer,& watch this...."



- Doug

Note who's doin' th' holdin'.

 

[waltesefalcon]

Out of the frying pan, and into the fire.

 

[sail]

Dependable as a fart in a skillet.

 

[Banjo]

"That engine was chuggin' an burpin' like a freshman at a kegger"

 

[DNK]

Sweating like a fat girl in the front row of an Usher concert