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During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not a retiree should be put in an old age
home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the retiree and ask him or
her to empty
the bathtub. "Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or
the teacup." "No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the retiree and ask him or
her to empty
the bathtub. "Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or
the teacup." "No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
