Restroom Supplies

[kyreb1862]

A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the
bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should
bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.


'Are you the manager?' she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.



'Actually, no,' he replied.



'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,' she said, running her hands beyond
his beard and into his hair.



'I'm afraid I can't,' breathed the bartender.. 'Is there anything I can do?'



'Yes. I need you to give him a message,' she continued, running her forefinger
across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth
and allowing him to suck them gently.


'What should I tell him?' the bartender managed to say.


'Tell him,' she whispered, 'There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in
the ladies room.'

 

[mailbox]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[DrEntropy]

Lesson?

Men are such idiots.

:smirk:

 

[Eric]

Having just returned from 2 weeks in France, where my wife described every trip to the washroom as "an adventure", she cracked right up when I told her this one. Left her chuckling all day, although I think that was the result of imagining her revenge on the keepers of the restrooms as much as it was laughing at the joke.....

 

[JamesWilson]

...the keepers of the restrooms .....

Imaginary creatures in France, those are....