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Harry was in the hospital. He was an old man. He'd been a professional...commanded a lot of respect in his prime. Anyway, he had this young nurse who would, each morning, come into his room, and in a very patronizing tone would say, "And how are WE this morning?" {he reeeeeeeaaaallly hated that!}
This "we" business was really getting on his nerves, and he swore to get even, some how....
He had received his breakfast, and pulled the juice off his tray. He had been given a urine bottle to fill. The juice was apple juice. You KNOW where the juice went.
The nurse came in and picked up the urine bottle, commenting "Well, it looks like we are a little cloudy today!" At this, Harry SNATCHES the urine bottle from the nurse, pops the top, chugs it, and says, "WELL!! WE'LL just run it thru again and maybe we can filter it better this time!"
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This "we" business was really getting on his nerves, and he swore to get even, some how....
He had received his breakfast, and pulled the juice off his tray. He had been given a urine bottle to fill. The juice was apple juice. You KNOW where the juice went.
The nurse came in and picked up the urine bottle, commenting "Well, it looks like we are a little cloudy today!" At this, Harry SNATCHES the urine bottle from the nurse, pops the top, chugs it, and says, "WELL!! WE'LL just run it thru again and maybe we can filter it better this time!"
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