Quotes to good not to post

[Gliderman8]

 

[NutmegCT]

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.
- Winston Churchill

 

[AngliaGT]

"Do you realize that these are non-stop tickets?"
- My Wife (After looking at the plane tickets for
our trip to Hawaii in 1989)

 

[JPSmit]

“I used to be with it, but then they changed what ‘it’ was, and now what I’m with isn’t it. And what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary to me.”​

Grandpa Simpson

 

[Boink]

"I plan to live forever. So far so good." ~S. Wright

 

[Popeye]

“If you pee on the toilet seat, I will scrub it with your toothbrush.” - Mom

 

[JHaydon]

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." -- Groucho, again