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Besides the obvious...
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Why do Firetrucks have a license plate?

Why don't fertilizer bags have zip lock closures on them?
I finally see that the grass seed has em now.Thank goodness for that
 
And...
If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
 
How come we get rectangular pictures from a round lens?
I have so many unanswered questions.
 
And...
If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

Not to mention shepherd's pie.

More the point, if Apple made cars, would they have Windows?
 
If sugarless gum has no sugar, and flourless cake has no flour, why does the payless shoe store take my money?
 
Boy...This was a mistake.
They're coming out of the wood work
 
Why do people say, "So, I thought to myself..."? Who else can you think to?
 
What color does a smurf turn if you choke him?
 
Who was the first guy that walked up to a cow and said "I'm going to drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze them" ?
 
Or looked at a lobster and thought....
 
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