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kyreb1862

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Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?



The radio went silent and the interview ended. All over America, people were thinking: Semper Fi, Marine! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/patriot.gif
 
ROFL! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
 
PRICELESS!!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
 
Urban Legend or not, I like it! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif Since we're making it up, maybe we should change the names to Tom Selleck and Rosie O'Donnell - that'll make people sit up and notice /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devilgrin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jester.gif
 
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