Prelude to a Divorce

[Stewart]

She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.

Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.

And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.

She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.

 

[GB1]

LMAO

 

[tomshobby]

So, did she drink the beer and think she was pretty? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

 

[kennypinkerton]

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif

 

[DrEntropy]

"Hey PRINCESS.... Bring me another BEER!"

 

[Deleted member 3577]

Beer works well regardless of lighting.

 

[Bruce Bowker]

Has anyone ever heard the 9 Coronas song? I have it but no idea how to post it here.

Bruce

 

[Banjo]

Isen't that in the Quotable Quotes thread?
"drink 'till she's pretty!"

 

[kennypinkerton]

this video is pretty funny... and kind of the same context
https://www.break.com/index/drunkup.html

 

[Nunyas]

ROFL! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif I saw that video earlier today too... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif

 

[kcbugeye1275]

The more you drink, the better she looks (verse visa if you are a she).

 

[AlanT]

Remember....Beauty is in the eyes of the beerholder.

Alan T

 

[kennypinkerton]

Beer... It's not just for breakfast anymore.
I drink therefore I am.
I have a drinking problem... 2 hands and only one mouth.
Drink 6 beers at once - Brilliant!