potd 6/02/10

[Stewart]

Why was the snake mad at the jewel thief? Because he wanted his diamondback.

 

[Mickey Richaud]

And a real sidewinder he was!

 

[martx-5]

The diamonds were hidden in a krait.

 

[Gliderman8]

If the police arrived early enough they could have shot the thief with a boa and arrow.

 

[martx-5]

Then there was the car thief...stealing Cobras and Vipers...I heard that Monty Python was on the case.

Edit: This is a riot...

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[Steve]

The fence gave him a poor price on it. He was a terrible adder. The thief had to asp for more.