potd 5/5/11

[Stewart]

The topiary artist invested all his money in shears and hedge funds.

 

[Gliderman8]

I'm green with envy.

 

[JPSmit]

certainly spruced up his retirement plans - though he likely had to trim his current investment before he was required to slash and burn

 

[rlwhitetr3b]

My retirement plans are privet!

 

[elrey]

So yew say. I hear he had more than enough buxus to begin with. --elrey

 

[Steve]

I heard he's thinking of branching out.

 

[equiprx]

That was a close brush with humor.

 

[rlwhitetr3b]

If you guys don't quit with the puns, I'm going to leaf!

 

[Silverghost]

As they say - the love of money IS the ROOT of all evil!!!

 

[Steve]

I twigged that a while ago....