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potd 2/20/11

Stewart

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A guy in a restaurant yells to the waiter, “Hey, there’s a fly in my soup!”

The waiter replies, “It’s possible. The cook used to be a tailor.”
 
I agree that one is a waist.
 
certainly has zip to it.
 
Didn't have me in stitches.
 
this one is a real groiner.
 
Don't be shy, let it out.
 
The tailor was bald and was looking for mohair.
 
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