potd 12-3-09

[Stewart]

The grammarian was never late. He was always very punctual.

 

[martx-5]

...until he had a problem with his colon.

 

[Gliderman8]

...and the cold weather made his ellipses chapped.

 

[Gliderman8]

...his doctor said he had to go on a diet and lose some #'s

 

[3798j]

The grammarian was never late. He was always very punctual.

It was as if he had been sentenced to continually be on time.

 

[Gliderman8]

...until he had a problem with his colon.

Art the medical term is irritable vowel :banana:

 

[tao724]

{He was always very punctual.}

He was late yesterday! Seems he planned to 'comma' over to the house, but he drove to the shore near 'exclamation point' to 'question Mark', and he was just plain late....'period'!