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potd 12/17/10

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Stewart

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Greengrocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed.
 
I have a rash and my neck's spinaching all day. However, I don't carrot all.
 
Artie, the dimwitted hitman, was hired to kill the husband's wife. Artie followed the wife all day, looking for his chance. He tailed her to the supermarket and made his move - he tried to stab her with a knife but missed. Then he tried to push a display on her but missed again. Finally in desperation he grabbed her neck and squeezed until she stopped breathing. A bag boy saw it happen so Artie did the same to him. Another customer witnessed that and met the same fate. Artie was caught just outside the grocery store. Police found a $1 bill in his pocket. Artie said that's what he was paid to kill the wife.

The lead story on the evening news was:

"Artie chokes three for a dollar today at supermarket"

(I've been waiting and waiting for chance to get that one in!! LOL
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Sounds like someone leeked that story to the press.
 
Gliderman8 said:
Sounds like someone leeked that story to the press.
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too much attention, just lettuce alone
 
JPSmit said:
too much attention, just lettuce alone
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Don't try and squash my opinion.
I have to go now and take my dog to the fennel.
 
Gliderman8 said:
JPSmit said:
too much attention, just lettuce alone
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Don't try and squash my opinion.
I have to go now and take my dog to the fennel.
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sounds like quite a caper
 
I have to pea, then veg-out :smirk:
 
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