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potd 11/2/10

He finished his work and then varnished without a trace.
 
Of course, sometimes his customers would screw him. This generally happened when his work wasn't above board, or he just got into a knotty situation with them.
 
He complained because everytime he walked into his house he saw dust.
 
After he went to the gym, he felt like a sawhorse.
 
There's a comment about one of his offspring but I like the BCF too much to post it - I don't want to get banned! :smile:
 
The carpenter needed ten pieces of wood but only had six, so he had 2x4.
 
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