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potd 11/1/11

Stewart

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A man went to a friend’s costume party with nothing but a girl on his back.

“What have you come as?” asked his friend.

“A snail.”

“How can you be a snail when all you’ve got is a girl on your back?”

“That’s Michelle.”
 
That gets a grade of below sea-level.
 
not her sister Shelly?
 
Who's got a salt shaker handy??!
 
Silverghost said:
Who's got a salt shaker handy??!

He was assalted?
 
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