potd 10/6/11

[Stewart]

The crowd at the Cannibal's party grew silent when he announced he would be serving finger foods.

 

[martx-5]

Next up on the menu was brioche with butter and toe jam.

 

[Gliderman8]

The cannibal went to the Vatican, where he hoped to have the pope’s ear.

 

[equiprx]

The cannibal went to the Vatican, where he hoped to have the pope’s ear.

In our family the tail of the thanksgiving turkey was called the Pope's Nose.

 

[Gliderman8]

The crowd at the Cannibal's party grew silent when he announced he would be serving finger foods.

He had to have finger food since he was lack-toes intolerant.

 

[Banjo]

Ya know, Cannibals won't eat clowns........ they taste funny.

 

[equiprx]

Ya know, Cannibals won't eat mathematicians........ they count calories.
Ya know, Cannibals won't eat engineers........ they taste dull.
Ya know, Cannibals won't eat mechanics........ they taste greasy.
Ya know, Cannibals won't eat (insert ethnic insult)..... they all taste the same.

 

[JPSmit]

Ya know, Cannibals won't eat (insert ethnic insult)..... they all taste the same.

Like chicken?