potd 10/3/11

[Stewart]

The fruit farmer was plum happy he pruned his orchard last fall.

Orange you sorry you opened this thread?

 

[Mickey Richaud]

Not really - that was berry good.

 

[elrey]

I don't give a fig and sure hope you had a good raisin for posting this.

 

[JPSmit]

I read it but it didn't have a peel.

 

[Silverghost]

I'd mention bananas in this thread but that becomes a slippery subject!

 

[martx-5]

The young couple wanted to get married right away, but the Justice of the Peace told them they were too young, so now they cantaloupe.

 

[Gliderman8]

If this thread gets locked, you'll need a kiwi to open it.