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potd 1-15-2010

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I was all hopped up to read this thread and now I can barley contain my excitement!
 
As time goes on I realize I'm older, budweiser.
 
This thread's making me ale.
 
They should have a sale at yeast once a year.
 
ahhhhh... Sweet Hoppiness
 
Our lager,

Which art in barrels,

Hallowed be Thy drink,

Thy will be drunk,

(I will be drunk),

At home as I am in the tavern.

Give us this day our foamy head,

And forgive us our spillages,

As we forgive those who spill against us,

And lead us not to incarceration,

But deliver us from hangovers,

For thine is the beer,

The bitter and the lager,

Forever and ever,

Barmen.
 
:lol:

That's good....

<span style="font-weight: bold">Ugly Women (Thank God for Cheap Beer)</span>
©2009 Corey Parkman

Linda always waits till late to go
Flyin' like a moth to the neon glow
She may be a hunchback hairy troll
But there's always a man ready to roll

Ugly women thank God for cheap beer
Bout 2 a.m. all the fellas start to steer
In their direction with a gleam in their eye
Needin' affection, yeah, that's why
Ugly women thank God for cheap beer

Bubba he's as ugly as a scar
Sees this hottie starin' cross the bar
Linda smilin' cross a Natty Light
They know who they're leavin' with tonight

Ugly fellas thank God for cheap beer
Bout 2 a.m. all the women start to leer
In their direction with a gleam in their eye
Needin' affection, yeah, that's why
Ugly fellas thank God for cheap beer

Bridge
Linda and Bubba got it on
Soon, he bought her a ring
In a little while, she had a child
It was the homeliest thing you've ever seen

Ugly people thank God for cheap beer
They know in their hearts, it's why they're here
Their birth on bitter ale depends
So the hideous circle never ends
Oh, ugly people thank God for cheap beer
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ARTIST: Jimmy Soul
TITLE: If You Wanna Be Happy

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he marries her, then she starts
Doin' the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
You'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly woman cooks your meals on time
An she'll always give you peace of mind

Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly and her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch.
 
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